Wednesday, July 6, 2011

OC Housewives Wrap Up

I have finally caught up on my DVR list of "The Real Housewives of Orange County".  With the season over, I thought I would clarify a few misconceptions regarding "real" housewives that may be out there.

1. We do not wear prom dresses to shop at South Coast Plaza.  In fact, the last time I was there, I was in cut offs, a tank and sandals.  Perhaps somewhat casual, but I have yet to see any semi-formals while walking the mall.

2. All of our clothing is not florescent yellow, pink or purple.  You do not see a ton of us wearing backless shirts.  And most of the time, we do not have our boobs busting out of the top.  We do not wear bedazzled jeans, hats or tanks.  Oh yes, and bejeweled halter tops are NOT common.  I am still trying to figure out where these people shop.

3. Believe it or not, there are a lot of attractive brunettes in Orange County.  I am still waiting for the hot brunette to be casted instead of the unattractive brunettes they keep putting on.  I may sound like a bitch but being a brunette, I expect more.  Finally, if someone is blonde, there is a good chance they do not have Carrie Underwood extensions.

4. We do not drive in limos everywhere.  In fact, it is very rare.  Perhaps that is because we do not always plan on getting wasted and starting cat fights.  Just sayin.

5. Most of us are not trying to be a purse, jewelry or dress designer.

On the other hand, we do probably talk a lot of shit about each other but we are not dumb enough to say it in front of a camera.


  1. Love this. I've never been to the OC, but if/when I do visit, I was planning to pack my neon pink prom dress from the 90's for a brunch or something. I'll pick you up in my limo.
    {mommy chic} design. style. kids. life.


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